After a trip to South America I had a layover day in London. Thanks to this forum I gathered Info on the London scene. This is my trip report for that day.
Day 1.
Atria. Diva escort.
https://www.divaescort.com/girls/brunette-atria
I tried booking a few others but they were not available on short notice. So I ended up with Atria, even if she had mixed reviews (I'm 50/50 on regretting / not regretting).
Communication with Diva was easy and fast. I got the information and found the place easily. The place is an apartment, looks clean.
Paid for 1 hour incall and anal, 300 £ and 100 £. She asked me if I wanted to take a shower, I just took a bath, but sure a shower can't hurt. The shower valve is out of control, super hot, then super cold, no adjustment to get lukewarm water, so I almost burned and froze my balls off. Back in the room I show her my 0. 0045 condoms, she says she has condoms. I explain I have trouble cumming with condoms, and 0. 0045 thickness helps me cum faster. She wants to use hers, I say sure, suit yourself. (It's your asshole).
She looks 18 y, 1.60, black long hair. Some filter / makeup difference from photos, as she is made to not look romani. Perky natural see boobs and nice ass. She is skinny and petite.
Before we start she asks what I like. I like GFE and ask about the dirtytalk option, to which she says she doesn't know. Not good since this is one of her "non-extra" Options.
I start with kissing, but she resists, when I ask she says she doesn't like it. So let's strike that off the list too. I caress and suck on her tits, which are amazing. We have some jokes back and forth and there are some laughs, but she goes back to being sour soon. She's just still and does not interact. Flip her over and go for DATY, which she does interact with. Moaning and pressing my face deeper into her pussy, hard. After a while I say 69, she agrees but says the BJ is covered, which is expected because it's extra. In 69 I can hardly feel the BJ, just nothing. I DATY, but she stops me from fingering, so let's strike that from the list. Cowgirl, where she seems to enjoy herself, is quite good. Over to legs on shoulders, which is really tight and good. I want to change to missionary to get a rhythm, but she says it can't touch her hair, so it's a weird middle thing. Change to doggie by the bedside, she's tight and moans gripping the bed sheets, and I start warming up her ass. She applies the lube and I slide into her tight little asshole in the bedside doggie. I ease into it, then pick up a rhythm while she moans and rips the bedsheets off the corners. Seeing my cock slide out and in of her ass is amazing. The room doesn't have air-conditioning and I'm getting warm, so I move her into the bed and put her down on her stomach for a flatiron pounding. Hearing her moans I was close to finishing. But when I changed position to take it home, she started complaining about her hair again. I was really warm from 40 minutes, so I took a few minutes. When I was ready she said she couldn't do any more anal, so I just went for pussy in missionary, but the hair is really sensitive so I just go for a hand finish before time is up. I tell her to just lay besides me while I finish but she's half laying in some weird position. I finished on her body, but guess a few drops hit her face. And that's when she starts going off the rails.
I apologise for the accident, she says that's extra and I laugh thinking it's a joke. Time is up, so she asks if I want a shower. I go for a quick shower and get dressed. When I'm back in the bedroom she cross her arms and demands 50 £ extra for COF. I'm not going to pay extra for that, 99.5% of the cum landed on her body. But she was adamant and not listening. So I contacted the agency for mediation. They answered fast, but they told me to talk to her. But she was just a broken record. She said I couldn't leave, and threatened with security coming. I said sure, let them come. I'm willing to pay half to get out of the situation, but I don't carry excess cash on me and I'm not native, so I don't have any English cash apps. But she wouldn't let me leave to get cash. I'm sitting on the bed and a tiny naked girl is holding the door. So wtf can I do? I could just yeet her, but she seems very unstable, so that would just make a scene. When I texted the agency to ask if I needed to contact the police to get out of there, the tone changed. She said I could leave. So I gtfo of there.
She has a nice body, cute face and tight pussy / asshole. And she can take a good anal pounding without complaints. But her attitude is terrible, her service is bad and she has too many things on her basic services that she doesn't deliver.
Before she went Crazy I had her pegged at 2 or 3/5 stars. But going crazy, false imprisonment and threatening took them away.
6/10 before going crazy.
4/10 would not put my dick into crazy again, I think.
If you still feel an urge to put your dick in crazy, don't ask for the GFE option, it looks like it means a psychotic girlfriend experience.
Day 1.
Atria. Diva escort.
https://www.divaescort.com/girls/brunette-atria
I tried booking a few others but they were not available on short notice. So I ended up with Atria, even if she had mixed reviews (I'm 50/50 on regretting / not regretting).
Communication with Diva was easy and fast. I got the information and found the place easily. The place is an apartment, looks clean.
Paid for 1 hour incall and anal, 300 £ and 100 £. She asked me if I wanted to take a shower, I just took a bath, but sure a shower can't hurt. The shower valve is out of control, super hot, then super cold, no adjustment to get lukewarm water, so I almost burned and froze my balls off. Back in the room I show her my 0. 0045 condoms, she says she has condoms. I explain I have trouble cumming with condoms, and 0. 0045 thickness helps me cum faster. She wants to use hers, I say sure, suit yourself. (It's your asshole).
She looks 18 y, 1.60, black long hair. Some filter / makeup difference from photos, as she is made to not look romani. Perky natural see boobs and nice ass. She is skinny and petite.
Before we start she asks what I like. I like GFE and ask about the dirtytalk option, to which she says she doesn't know. Not good since this is one of her "non-extra" Options.
I start with kissing, but she resists, when I ask she says she doesn't like it. So let's strike that off the list too. I caress and suck on her tits, which are amazing. We have some jokes back and forth and there are some laughs, but she goes back to being sour soon. She's just still and does not interact. Flip her over and go for DATY, which she does interact with. Moaning and pressing my face deeper into her pussy, hard. After a while I say 69, she agrees but says the BJ is covered, which is expected because it's extra. In 69 I can hardly feel the BJ, just nothing. I DATY, but she stops me from fingering, so let's strike that from the list. Cowgirl, where she seems to enjoy herself, is quite good. Over to legs on shoulders, which is really tight and good. I want to change to missionary to get a rhythm, but she says it can't touch her hair, so it's a weird middle thing. Change to doggie by the bedside, she's tight and moans gripping the bed sheets, and I start warming up her ass. She applies the lube and I slide into her tight little asshole in the bedside doggie. I ease into it, then pick up a rhythm while she moans and rips the bedsheets off the corners. Seeing my cock slide out and in of her ass is amazing. The room doesn't have air-conditioning and I'm getting warm, so I move her into the bed and put her down on her stomach for a flatiron pounding. Hearing her moans I was close to finishing. But when I changed position to take it home, she started complaining about her hair again. I was really warm from 40 minutes, so I took a few minutes. When I was ready she said she couldn't do any more anal, so I just went for pussy in missionary, but the hair is really sensitive so I just go for a hand finish before time is up. I tell her to just lay besides me while I finish but she's half laying in some weird position. I finished on her body, but guess a few drops hit her face. And that's when she starts going off the rails.
I apologise for the accident, she says that's extra and I laugh thinking it's a joke. Time is up, so she asks if I want a shower. I go for a quick shower and get dressed. When I'm back in the bedroom she cross her arms and demands 50 £ extra for COF. I'm not going to pay extra for that, 99.5% of the cum landed on her body. But she was adamant and not listening. So I contacted the agency for mediation. They answered fast, but they told me to talk to her. But she was just a broken record. She said I couldn't leave, and threatened with security coming. I said sure, let them come. I'm willing to pay half to get out of the situation, but I don't carry excess cash on me and I'm not native, so I don't have any English cash apps. But she wouldn't let me leave to get cash. I'm sitting on the bed and a tiny naked girl is holding the door. So wtf can I do? I could just yeet her, but she seems very unstable, so that would just make a scene. When I texted the agency to ask if I needed to contact the police to get out of there, the tone changed. She said I could leave. So I gtfo of there.
She has a nice body, cute face and tight pussy / asshole. And she can take a good anal pounding without complaints. But her attitude is terrible, her service is bad and she has too many things on her basic services that she doesn't deliver.
Before she went Crazy I had her pegged at 2 or 3/5 stars. But going crazy, false imprisonment and threatening took them away.
6/10 before going crazy.
4/10 would not put my dick into crazy again, I think.
If you still feel an urge to put your dick in crazy, don't ask for the GFE option, it looks like it means a psychotic girlfriend experience.