Here are my results so far. Feb 2025.
1. Some matches with girls on Tinder and Badoo. Had one bad date (girl wanted to use me for immediate coffee, then eating at food court, then movie, then sit and chat. I cut it off by saying next time for movie because I actually wanted coffee and eat at food court myself at Vientiane Center Lao mall area. Took a taxi back to my Airbnb area and she was cold in the taxi, when we arrived we chatted briefly and she did not want to discuss further and left. She mentioned she traveled to Pattaya and Phuket in the past, probably hardened bar girl who just wanted to milk me, no interest in me at all.
One good date. Tinder - girl wanted long term relationship, went on a date walked along Vientiane night market area first night. Second night went to her friend's wedding and a night out of drinking. She invited herself to my room with no prompting, sat on my bed and promptly took out a maxi pad and said no sex only looking for a serious relationship. As it was 2 am and a night of drinking did not argue and walked her to her car, mixed signals. Results pending.
2. Went to a few massage parlors, zero sex available, some use the term "VIP service", which can get confusing. It is better to be direct and ask if (boom boom and sex) is available with the girls.
3. Went to a KTV on one of the main roads, they even called a girl to come visit me, the price was $350,000 for the room for one hour Karaoke and $350,000 for the girl. When I reconfirmed if boom boom / sex was available with the girl, she declined. I got out without paying anything.
4. Massage LOC PHAT. On Rue Nokeo koummane -.
Sex available, cost was $75, or 1,500,000 kip, covered, one pop, the girl did agree to give a massage for the remaining time. 3 girls available.
5. Massage Vientiane, Rue Nongdouang, - 8-10 girls available.
A massage parlor within an innocent massage parlor, have to tell front desk you are looking for boom-boom.
Sex available, mostly a chinese place, use translator, I am semi-fluent in Mandarin, cost is $44 usd for one pop or 40 minutes whichever comes first, 2 pops appears to be $150. Yes it is USD. I paid 1,000,000 Kip which is $44, or they charge 300 yuan on alipay which is $41. Hours are 1 pm? - 3 am. Disappointing is one pop. Many of these girls do not smile, I picked a girl one pop, tried to make some small talk to make her feel comfortable, did not much affect results, she did not want to stay after or do any massages saying it is not on the menu, left after 25 minutes and a shower.
6. Massage Tai YuanGe Men's Massage, off of RTE Luang Prabang, near SoupHaxay Computer.
Sex supposedly available, closed on Mondays. Took a picture of the outside signs.
Analysis. Scene has gone underground. You have to look for MPs within MPs. There is no way an innocent backpacker is going to stumble upon extra services unless he specifically asks or negotiates it. Badoo and Tinder girls will take a lot of work. Will have to work on pickup game, picking up girls numbers in daytime and get them to come out at night, and still have to pay something. Nightclubs will probably yield better results but need to stay up late.
Reported by Platypusahh
1. Some matches with girls on Tinder and Badoo. Had one bad date (girl wanted to use me for immediate coffee, then eating at food court, then movie, then sit and chat. I cut it off by saying next time for movie because I actually wanted coffee and eat at food court myself at Vientiane Center Lao mall area. Took a taxi back to my Airbnb area and she was cold in the taxi, when we arrived we chatted briefly and she did not want to discuss further and left. She mentioned she traveled to Pattaya and Phuket in the past, probably hardened bar girl who just wanted to milk me, no interest in me at all.
One good date. Tinder - girl wanted long term relationship, went on a date walked along Vientiane night market area first night. Second night went to her friend's wedding and a night out of drinking. She invited herself to my room with no prompting, sat on my bed and promptly took out a maxi pad and said no sex only looking for a serious relationship. As it was 2 am and a night of drinking did not argue and walked her to her car, mixed signals. Results pending.
2. Went to a few massage parlors, zero sex available, some use the term "VIP service", which can get confusing. It is better to be direct and ask if (boom boom and sex) is available with the girls.
3. Went to a KTV on one of the main roads, they even called a girl to come visit me, the price was $350,000 for the room for one hour Karaoke and $350,000 for the girl. When I reconfirmed if boom boom / sex was available with the girl, she declined. I got out without paying anything.
4. Massage LOC PHAT. On Rue Nokeo koummane -.
Sex available, cost was $75, or 1,500,000 kip, covered, one pop, the girl did agree to give a massage for the remaining time. 3 girls available.
5. Massage Vientiane, Rue Nongdouang, - 8-10 girls available.
A massage parlor within an innocent massage parlor, have to tell front desk you are looking for boom-boom.
Sex available, mostly a chinese place, use translator, I am semi-fluent in Mandarin, cost is $44 usd for one pop or 40 minutes whichever comes first, 2 pops appears to be $150. Yes it is USD. I paid 1,000,000 Kip which is $44, or they charge 300 yuan on alipay which is $41. Hours are 1 pm? - 3 am. Disappointing is one pop. Many of these girls do not smile, I picked a girl one pop, tried to make some small talk to make her feel comfortable, did not much affect results, she did not want to stay after or do any massages saying it is not on the menu, left after 25 minutes and a shower.
6. Massage Tai YuanGe Men's Massage, off of RTE Luang Prabang, near SoupHaxay Computer.
Sex supposedly available, closed on Mondays. Took a picture of the outside signs.
Analysis. Scene has gone underground. You have to look for MPs within MPs. There is no way an innocent backpacker is going to stumble upon extra services unless he specifically asks or negotiates it. Badoo and Tinder girls will take a lot of work. Will have to work on pickup game, picking up girls numbers in daytime and get them to come out at night, and still have to pay something. Nightclubs will probably yield better results but need to stay up late.
Reported by Platypusahh